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Great Listeners Joke Posted: 25 Apr 2012 11:26 PM PDT A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you." The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey? He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still, no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!" Related Posts: Knows When to Stop Joke Funny Story of a Dead Cat Aisi Apni Wife Ho – Poetry Boot-Feet Your eyesight damn Funny Joke

Zero Hour English Poem Posted: 25 Apr 2012 11:20 PM PDT It was night's fury whipping up hysteria on specks of flames, dancing in pain. On a heap of ashes and bones where a child of death will be born. Before fading, moon will kiss the golden thighs of sun and think aloud dying shirtless in intimate ambit of sky. Related Posts: The Words Of Never Being Poem ‘A to Z oF Love’ Birthday Date Calcualtion Only to you Poem Love is medicine

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